I meets the movie starss man!!!!

me n my office frnds were having dinner at Inorbit mall
on the top floor there was food court plus theater
i guess she saw peepli live with her frnds
we finished dinner and were going to escalator
and then i saw her
i wasnt sure...
but i told every1.. "duude.. look.. isnt that an actres???"
i was trying to remember
i remembered she was in wake up sid
by the time i was trying to remember her name my frnds went down the escalator
then i called them , told them to stop and go back to see
nanda was like "litee.."
the other guy was enthu..
then she was coming down on escalator herself
we got goood view :P
ppl kinda recognized her and said " yaaa it might be her"
then we started following her
she was in normal jeans and loose t shirt
normal looking
i said "lets go take pic with her"
and nanda said "she shud come and take pic with me!!"
so he was lite..
i and another guy followed her
she had a guy with her..
they went out..
we were still discussing whether to follow her or go home
then she came back inside the mall , dropped off her guy frnd i guyess
then we started stalking again :P
i told my frnd "dude.. aask her if shes konkana"
he said "no. man u ask her"
i said " u ask!"
and we fought for a minute..
all the while walking beside and behind her :P
giving uncertain looks

finally he asked "excuse me....are u konkana"
she said yaeahh
he said "my frnd came from chennai .. can he get a pic with u "
:P
she said "okk"
aaaaaaannnd.. CLICK!!


and after the pic she asked "so did u guys see peepli live?"
i said "ummm nope... my frnds are going tonight tho"
she said "worsht u are!! go see it"
and we dispersed!!!!!!!!! but excitement remained for a few more hrsss :)

Finally a hero.. ?

This is a pretty long post and I'l gladly give a chocolate to any1 who actually completes reading it :P
but its not that boring, i hope...i personally think its exciting, but who knows what U might feel? read on..... :)

I always keep talking of superheroes and comics and anime and martial arts and super powers and... spiderman :D Even in my mind I imagine rescuing young beautiful girls and then them fawning over me :P , or me beating up ppl generally.. using super awesome combos that look cool like in video games :D
Never did I actually think it wud come true :P

So, all thanks to the senseless Telangana bandh issued on 30th. Against sm ppl's advice, I took the train from mumbai to hyd on 29th evening, knowing that 30th was a curfew in hyd. I thot at most buses n autos wud be stopped, so I cud atleast walk home :P (a few kms, i cud hav done it) ........BUT what did I know they wud stop the train in the middle of nowhere??! (outside andhra border, to be exact)

Train stopped at a village station at 10am. After 10 mins when it still didnt move, ppl started looking around.. and then the talk came out, that unruly youths and jobless others were dancing on the tracks demanding their own state, so trains cant go ahead :P ... my 1st reaction was "oh damn! I was coming all the way to meet a frnd, and now this!

After 30 mins wen the train still hadnt moved I got restless.. Continuing to read 'The Golem's Eye' seemed a bit weird. So I went out and heard popular talk. The TTE was saying, "we donno wen the train will start. might be an hour, 2, 3.. worst case it will start at 6pm, after the bandh ends"
oh shiiiiiiiit! lol. so i'm stuck here :D fine.
I went and sat back at my place.
Now interesting stuff starts :D ........There was a girl (age 25, I checked in the train chart b4 I boarded it :P), decent looking, sitting in the same block (of 8 seats) as me, on the topmost berth, while i was sitting on side lower berth, opposite to her. I had been looking at her now and then, not staring tho :P, but got no positive response :( :| .....so wen i came in now, I saw a punjabi guy talking to her. I thot, "oh wow, i shud be more daring, like him.. well, he's taken the chance, i'll get back to reading my book. sigh" ...

I didnt hear the initial 1 or 2 convs they had, but then I heard it..... The guy was trying to talk, the girl wasnt interested, but the guy wasnt backing off. He kept saying gen stuff; he asked her her phone, which she promptly refused ( i got a lesson there.. I was abt to ask her myself, cuz my phone lost its signal there. good thing I didnt ask :P :) ) ..
She was saying "chale jao, dont talk to me" to which he initially responded by saying "im sorry", and extended his hand to her, seeking a handshake; which she again promptly refused (much to my delight :D ) ... Then he steps back and says "tuh kya samajti hai apni aap ko? Aishwarya Rai?? Katrina Kaif?!!" . and he turned to me; ob i was staring at them, so he says "abey tu kya dekh raha hai?!!" to which i quickly turned my head away, feeling like a naughty child scolded by the teacher.

He went back to his block (right beside mine) and was talking to his grp of guys there (where they were having alcohol provided by guess who, the TTE!). I looked up at the girl and she gave me expressions with her mouth, saying inaudible swear words against that guy :D ....... i nodded my head, then shook it, meaning "lite lelo.. dont mind him" ...

COMMERCIAL BREAK!
I was bored, ob, and my happy spirit was trying to capitalize on the situation. ok, i'm stuck in a train which aint gonna move anytime now.. so what to do? Camera my good frnd, lets go! :)
i jumped out the train and in a period of 30 mins, did some creative stuff, running on the tracks, climbing trains, jumping, etc etc :D

................
So that was the lil adventure I had :D
After I thot I had enuf (after 30mins) , I went back to my seat. I found the punjabi guy still trying to talk to the girl, which only annoyed her.... She kept looking at me lil and lil, and I just shook my head and kept saying (mentally) "ignore him.. ignore him.."

Train was stationary. I had exercised, so i was sweating. SO i removed my shirt :P :P :D not a very wise move i guess, but still,...my freedom! :P
dunno wat the girl felt abt that, but I heard the guy muttering to his group "kya samajhta hai apne aapo.. banyan pehenke baita hai! (wat does he think of himself... just wearing his vest!!)"
I diverted my mind onto the book and kept reading..

for the next 20 mins he didnt trouble her again, so i thot things were fine.
she asked me to recharge her phone saying "if i get down from here he might do something!"
so i took her phone and charger and went around the train, finding 3 sockets, but all were dead. So i came back..... on the way I had the thought "ooohh i hav her phone.. i can find out her ph no! :P hehehehe", but i didnt..... i went back........ and now i noticed this guy was talking to her again! Now I was a bit pissed.. my hero instincts flared up :P and i went infront of him and sat down .. he looks at me and says "arnold samajhta hai kya apne aap ko?? (u think u are Arnold Schwarzeneggar the great muscly??)"
i wanted to reply "no, im spiderman" :P but i wanted to be nice (anyway im a mild mannered mr Parker :P) so i just said, "no.. am not Arnold.."
he asked me the same qn 2 more times in a threatening way. maybe he thot i wud get subdued.. which i did :P, but the next instant he turned to the girl and started saying shit again.... NOW i intervened (tan da daaaaann!! dramatic music if this is a movie :D)

I said in a loud clear deep manly voice ( rather, in my small weak requesting tone :|) "arey chod do na use.. (leave her alone na)" .. to which he does a sharp turn to me, opens his eyes out wide, looks full furious and says, "who the fuck are u to tell me?? haan?? haaan??!!"
I bit my lip, prayed to spiderman :P , and said "arey, just leave her.. what did she do to u..."
(let me explain the scene here ....8 seats. she was up on topmost, i was sitting on side lower, the VILLAIN was standing between us, in the passage. rest of the seats were empty)
At that instant i guessed he was gonna hit me.. he looked that angry (and that evil.. plus my spider sense was ringing :D i told to it "sorry, am busy, hold on :P) ,,,,,,,,,

He withdrew his hand behind his head and punched me.

I saw it in slow motion (kind of :P) . I (raised my hand and shot a web in his eyes and threw him out of the train........is what i'd like to say :P, but I) just raised my hand and defended myself :)
The girl screamed (as expected in movies :D) and came rushing down the shot ladder. I didnt see what she did after that. I went back to looking at more important stuff :P, the guy. he punched again.. then he went a step back, raised his hand extraaa high and swung it. I thot it was gonna hit like a hammer, and I ducked, covering my head with my arm....Strangely, I didnt even feel his hit :D maybe i was too numb with terror (naah, kidding :P) or maybe my adrenaline was stopping all the pain, or maybe simply cuz my skin is made of iron B-) :P

after seeing the futility of his punches, he grabbed my left hand, and with his other hand grabbed my throat!!!!
at that instant i panicked. Cuz, from all the anime plus martial arts movies i've seen, i know that the throat is a weak point! He was holding it quite hard. it didnt hurt, but if he had crushed my wind pipe....!!! i wudnt hav been able to sing ever again! :P wat a great loss to the world na! :P. good thing he didnt watch as much anime as me :D .... anyway, then i had to retaliate,,,,
so i lifted both my (so far inactive) legs and kicked him in the chest.... not hard. im a gentle boy :P .. just pushed him away from me. he held my legs and tried to do something, but that something happend to my floaters and they came off. my legs are fine (to those fans who are worried abt them :P )

then he tried punching again, and i tried to catch his head his hair (yaa, i became violent then.. much to my own disappointment. true masters put their enemies to sleep by a simple jab........ i'll do that next time :P ) ..but he didnt hav any hair!!!!! all was hidden under his turban :P .. so i pulled it. it didnt come off, but his lips sure came off his teeth..... he was growling like a lion: "meri pagdi ko pakadtha hai., teri....!@!@#$#$%^_^....."
at which point i started apologizing (strange huh?) just to cool him.
but nope. he was fierce as a punjabi tiger! oh did i mention his build.... taller than me, as thin as me, lots of beard. meanwhile i was talking loudly (not talking, not shouting :P, just talking loudly) to guys nearby, "sm1 get ppl to hold him down (else i will knock 15 of his teeth off :P)" ..... so, 2 guys did come and caught one arm each and pulled him back.. he was still shouting in greek.

ideally i shud hav kicked him in his balls wen he was all tied up by those guys, but i just gave a smart awesome smile to the girl and flashed my brilliant orbit teeth, she saw the light and went blind. joke :P
i was still looking at the damn villain guy ...sigh.....2 ppl pulled him into the next block.... i finally saw the girl again (this time its true :P) she came forward and said "ohsorry!" i gave a gesture with my hand.. a flick, which said "no probs! me hero! :P" ....

my heart was still beating hard from all the excitement.... the villain was shouting "u pulled my turban!! i will call my ppl up. ure dead!!"
i remembered a similar incident i read in paper.. where guys molested a lady and her husband challenged, and a group of ppl with swords came and pushed him off the running train!!!! (i mean, why do u need swords to push ppl? :P ) so i panicked..... cuz i saw him making phone calls n all.....

(ppl who are dead tired of reading the post so far raise ur hands please! :P u might wanna take rest cuz just half is done :P :P)

I was scared (naah, i'm kidding :P) so i went to the next block, where some middle age men were sitting. i asked the girl to do so too.. so we sat there, 7 ppl,...i felt a bit safe, but not much,... they were saying "go complain to the TTE, or some men outside. they'll beat his blues out!!" (oh can i get beaten too? i want to get my blues and red out.. get out my true colors, those of spiderman! :D :P)

but i was the leader of peace, so i said "no, lets wait. he might cool down".
but nooo, he comes running again, draggin along his frnd who was trying to restrict him, and says" meri turban pakadta hai.........!!!! (same old dialog)" to which i replied "ah, u grab my throat (and ruin my spidey mask), i was trying to grab something of urs (no erotic thots ppl :P) .. and i came across ur conveniently shaped and sized turban :P ... anyways, sorry! (to cool him)"
but nope.. no use..
"u dont respect my turban!! my religion!!"
a guy sitting there replied "dude, u dont respect a girl, why shud he respect ur turban?"
to which i said mentally, "waah waah! well spoken ma man! :)"

Villain went away ..... and peace dawned on our souls for a minute.. my heart was slowing down too...then he came AGAIN!!! aaahh i was tired of his face.. why doesnt he get clean shaven?? tch :P ....... he extends his arm.........and...... says "sorry dude, i was drunk, got out of control"
aaaaaaaahh.......finally. i gladly accepted the apology, and was apologizing myself :P
i was just saying, "sorry, no probs, thanks, sure, sorry, no hard feelings. yes, cool......."

he went away
and i smiled at every1 ........ haaah..... cool :)
then he came again :O
he said "dude, come with me"
i stood up.
the girl said "nooooo!! (please dont leave me, O brave and noble Sir!)"
i said bravely "its ok (dear maiden, harm shall not come my way, for I am Duke minister Buck Fullerene, with powers of explosives!) "

Villain took me near the train door. we stood in the passage. His frnd was there too.
hm, they cud hav pushed me off the train then, tho it was not moving. i wud hav gone out and continued playing :) but the villain says, "meine tujhe maara na, mujhe bura nahi laga....... par meine usko (pointing at his frnd) maara na, uski buri lagrahi hai! (I dont feel bad abt hitting u, but i feel bad abt hitting my frnd here, who tried to stop me)"
I was thinking "aaah, is it? bloody.. so u arent sorry abt hitting me? !@##". but i just said, "ah ok, no probs"
Then he asked me my name: "Ravi". he says "oh, this my frnd here is called Ravi too!" waaah, great, so shall we all die now? :P

so we chit chatted a bit there, "made friends" ... cuz only way enemies can be together is to become frnds :) .. i wasnt too enthu abt it, but I didnt wanna disturb his feeble mind :P so i just did whatever they expected me to. Anyway he wasnt so bad after the alcohol went out of his brain (and after i kicked his ASS! yeah!! \M/ :P ) ....... we hung around for 10 mins, went out nd watched the crowd dancing outside (ppl magically produced a sound system, one long haired hippie looking uncle plugged in his ultra sophisticated phone to it and was singing from a mike........it was like a marriage party. amazing how people can have fun in the dreariest of situations :) THATS the human spirit! cheers! ....... apparently no1 noticed the lil fight that took place inside the train. good for mr punjabi, cuz he wud hav atleast 10 broken bones if that happened :D )

I left those two boys (wasnt too comfy with them) and surveyed the aftereffects. two circular scratches on myleft arm, where the guy held me, and a long scratch on the back of my neck. the skin had come off and it was stinging a bit (Actually these injuries are like ant bites to a rock! I got much worse ones playing football, so i wudnt hav mentioned these.. but ........ just for readers' sympathy :P :P) I washed my face, smoothed my hair, and sat at my place again.
Another surprise for me. The girl was in an animated conversation with the guy who had given the "respect girl, get respect for turban" dialog. I gave a side look, cursed my fate and sat back alone, trying to read the book. sound of laughter, i turned my head. aaaah, both were having fun talking! yaaayy!! great.......my Sin caught my heart (jealoufy) and turned it evil. to purify it I stuffed my ears with music, my eyes with the awesome scenery outside, my mouth with hide n seek biscuits, my skin with the cool pleasant wind, and I went awaaaaaayy to another world, far away from hate, evil and wow wow!

meanwhile, the train had started (thank god! took 4 hrs to get its ass moving! ) the villain-turned-frnd got down at the station and waved me goodbye from the window. i waved. ah wahat a relief to see him go! not that i hated him or something.....i WAS actually cool abt him in my mind., but i didnt want his presence right now :P

Then I noticed the gang who had drunk with mr villain-turned-frnd beckoning me. I went. back to the human world. They made me sit down and asked "dude, what happened? why the scuffle?" Then i explained in 5 lines what is taking me a million lines to explain in this blog :P . They said, "oh, wow..... great man! u did a good job.. and we're sorry we didnt come to help u....we knew he was paining her.. we thot they knew each other.. u know, frnds fight like that sometimes..."
ok ok. I stayed with them a few more mins, exchanged talk, i laughed not-2-enthusiastically and went back to my seat.

Still, damsel-out-of-distress was talking with mr Dialog man. ah. rotten luck :P
Allowed me a few moments of mind wandering. I was thinking abt the fight. How my adrenaline rose wen the punches came. my feeling. WILD!! excited. an almost beastial instinct in me awakened :P my thirst for violence, martial arts n all that life of action grew strong.
The brief fight sparked my true nature :P I wanted MORE fights! To test my skills! I cud easily hav beaten up that guy if i really went on offensive. I hav seen many anime and learnt many techniques (ok, readers might think i'm joking, but im not :P). I was lost for a min thinking of all the moves i cud hav done on him and subdued him...unknown to myself a grin appeard on my face ... It was funny :D ... I turned and looked at the girl, she was still talking with Dialog man :|, but i didnt care now... i did my part, got my reward...the FIGHT!

I was happy i got to test just a lil of my power :P hmmm, wonder how many ppl wil need saving like this :P fat chance of it happening again.
I was drifting off to mindspace again, when finally she called me. aaah! :P
1st line: round of introductions. my name. her name. cool.
2nd line: where do i work, where does she work. ok
3rd line from her: "can u give me ur business card?"
AH?! my heart beat faster and i said "ah, but i joined recently, no card yet.."
lady: "then can u give me ur phone number? ...... "
AAAH!!! heart beating faster. weee, i got lucky! yippeeee! :P
lady: ".....my husband wants to call u and thank u."
EH?! husband? I deflated like a punctured balloon. I lost interest in the conversation after that :P

but just for a min. I regained my friendly nature after that and continued chit chat nifely. She was nice. trying to help. thot i didnt hav a house in hyd. told me come over to their house. aaah, got a lil excited hearing that :D .
When we finally reached hyd, we got down, she introduced me to her young and dashing husband who was waiting for her at the station for 6 frikkin hours (good that he loves her :) )
he said "come over to our house right now!!!"
i said "aaah... g2g to my house..parents r there... (anyway, u guys enjoy urselves ;) )"

and so we left!!!!
I ran back home in an auto (how can u run in an auto? u can if u hav flexible legs :P and if u are short also :P), thot of blogging immeeeediately. cuz i was so excited then. but many ppl were online and i kept telling them the story one after another and i got to hear a line that no1 ever said to me: "U did great man! I'm proud to have u as my friend!"
aaahh..... sheesh, blush :) .. its ok, i do my part in eradicating evil from this universe :P

I think i'll join a martial arts club in mumbai once i get back :D

End!!!

PS: If u want autographs of an upcoming superhero, u know where to ask ;) :P :D