Monday, October 27, 2008

Its DIWALI yohohohoho!!

First lets give a prologue to it
tan ta daann!!
Two bdays in a row, sitting in class and listening to AAKK! :P
G and Mcet's bdays falling consecutively which took us the ends of chennai. marina beach on one day, and besant beach on the previous day. ate a lot, sung a lot wohhoooouu!! laughed a blot.

ok now main story!
DIWA LEEE!!!
was as exciting as a movie of Bruce LEEE!!!
IT was a WAR!
a Battle of sparks and fire!
with soldiers (citizens of Alak) throwing grenades (tiny red bombs) at each other, in the hope of blasting their opponents off by surprise or shock or a few legs (doesnt matter, we sit in the room infront of the comp all day anyway :P ).
IT was some 3rd year guy's idea. caught on reeeeel quick and soon every1 was hurning grenades at each other. YOHOHOHO. And then some MArshall started throwing atombombs!!
now THAT, dear children, is dangerous!! :O
we aimed nukes (rockets) at the neighboring country (Jam) and blew their buzzles (windows)off! eHHehehhehe. Chu was the official phtographer cum videographer who failed to take pics of the rockets whoosingby :P
My main opponent turned out to be DEE BEEE!! Unmindful of the tornado of bombs flying around us, we were focused on each other and hurled bombs @each other, evaded, ran, jumped, laughed and smelt agarbatti. hard to say who won........
and then the brilliant idea of kicking all the burning crackers off came to me..... bombs, 50 walas, flowerpots, chakras (the wheels)....... i was kicking them all off with my poweful blue hawai chappals :D
that was a new element in the battle and the soldiers were surprised!!
then i started stamping the bombs thrown at me. i bravely stood on top of the bombs till they burst under my feet B-)
small red bombs were ok, but then i tried the bigger one. woooo! my leg jumped up a bit due to the impact :D lol. it hurt a bit but it was nice :)
i chased DB all over sangam, till saras and back again to alak.. he took lite after getting into alak but i stealthily ran up to him and stuck the LIT AGARBATTI UP BEHIND HIS ASS!! AHHAHAHAHAHAH
i win B-)

sometime during the war i fell down (with naren nd DB laughing their ass off for my humiliation)
i suffered a 1.5cm dia skin removal on my elbow. wow it looked bloody red. cool yeahh!!
Burnt, bruised, dirty and sly tired, the battle was over....but not b4 i confiscated a few armaments upto my room! :D
gonna burn them later
yippeehoooo
goodnight and enjoy ur festival! :)

Thursday, October 23, 2008

curious dream

Had a busy day from morning till 3pm.. knew i had to sleep, cuz i already half dozed off in RKK's class :D (seems he saw me :( ) .. came to room, took my clothes, saw Samurai 7 and ate a god damn lot of chakodi till my stomach was overflowing. The sleep.
ah! gentle, slow and powerfully it crept onto me. The weather helped.......... cool and static....... almost gets u into a feverish state, body uncomfortably warm..
In the midst of this deep sleep i had my dream. Forgot the first part (am sure it was exciting) but there is where my memory starts off: i was floating in water, the "middle sea" and i had a disconnected black keyboard with me. I was typing, chatting to my bro... .... WOw i suddenly remembered the first few parts of my dream. they just sparked into my mind suddenly :) ..... so here goes... i was attending a shaastra or saarang meet kinda thing,, with coords and vols getting close to take a group pic.. what was i doing there? i donno. i just stood at the end of the group and got photographed, over and over.... silly.. why did i get into the photos, me a stranger to them all... ruined the group pic, didnt i! :| ..... and then i was sitting in the bench, engg drawing prof came and was teaching smthing. THEN i got transported to the middle sea? O_o . smthing. ok, continuing, i was chatting with my bro, keyboard in water, i in water (what the, how is that possible, well its a dream :) ). and then the enemies find me out!! they start shooting at me and i dive deeper into the sea. i can see the white streaks of the bullets/ energy beams missing their target, me. **
i keep swimming, amazingly fast, almost like i was a flat sheet slipping thru the water;s resistance.... i take a 90 deg turn and end up in a bright tubular section of the sea, like a channel. as i swim (now at the surface), i can see huge aircrafts chasing me, big alien looking ones with fans all around them (i guess this idea came into my dream from the Laputa castle in the sky movie i watched) ... at points in thechannel there were sucking fans built into the terrain, where the crafts went and collided with and fell down. i was forced onto the ground due to the impact and i skidded with my side on the floor, along the damp ground... seaweed flying off my cheek** ..
At one crash i stopped escaping and went close to the burning and charred hunk of metal** that was the craft.. as i went near, i did a curious thing: was poking the center of my chest with my right hand index finger, every 1 sec. I knew i was pressing 'F' to take screenshots! and indeed, the screen, my vision , at the right corner, smthing was blinking, just as it happens wen i take screenshots of games using FRAPS!



Concluding this vague post, i'll explain wat a funny thing happend in my dream, for no1 else can understand this.
REAL LIFE: i sit at my comp with a black keyboard and a black mouse and play Crysis, the most beautiful game ever. I use fraps to take pics of nice sights (like aircrafts crashing) This is achieved by tapping a key, f, or c or anything i choose
DREAM: in the dream , i became the keyboard, i went into the game, and was taking screenshots by pressing my chest! :D
cool!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

RAIN!

Today began with me sleeping cozily
covered with a bedsheet, looking outside the window lazily
it was raining heavily and the weather was cold and numb-ifying
perfect for sleeping and lecture bunking
i was craning my neck & looking at the clock in a dreamy haze
it was dreadfully and tortuously going from 7.30 to 7.35 to 7.42 to.. zzzzz
BUT i got up AND i went to class B-)
drinking only a water full of glass! /)
(ofcourse, i brushed and sh** too but thats ob)
the skies had relented temporarily
and i was able to reach class without too much water stuck to my body :)

Class got over in 30 mins
and i intended to fill my poor stomach with some substance
BUT it was raining heavily again. Now im not the kind of man who gets discouraged by petty piss from God :P so i set out. but the rain diminished and i went safely to mess, ate 4 cold :( onion uthappams and drank a hot glass of milk powder + water, and came back to my cycle... NOW finally it was raining heavily and i had to brave thru the storm. I did. WOW it was awesssoomee!! the rain was a curtain before my eyes and i had to continuously blink ( @3Hz) to see anything at all. and there was a BIG BUS coming behind me, the concrete tar road was half submerged in ponds of water, rain drops had made the surface all prickly and wavy and I WAS DASHING THRU IT ALL like the dashing guy i am :P :D
And then suddely there was a BUS INFRONT OF ME!! OOOAAAAAAAHHH how can i escape? with Zero.04 vision, 100.infinite slipperyness on the road and a lightspeed bus coming??? HOW CAN I ESCAPE???
...... tune in for the next episode of Synti's Adventures to know it!! :) Byee!! Please buy all the stuupid stuff we showed in our ads! ^_^
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Synti the speedCycleSter whooshed past the left wall of the bus, just 2.33 millimeters away from it, banged into a puddle of water, sprayed water all over the dogs and students who were dry till then cuz of umbrellas :P and went on to reach class. Totally dripping and soaked, i got down, smiled in a proud way at the females arriving, and went to the bathroom, grinning :D
took off my shirt and twisted it till the last drop of water fell off it, wore it back on, checked my image in the mirror OH GOHD I WAS SOOO SEXY!! THANK YOU LONG DARK BLACK HAIR!! :)
went to class, sat under the fan and stretched out. monkeys came into the class (not the regular student monkeys, but real biological ones) bcos of which the scaredycat students shifted their seats. poo! no bravery
Sir came, and i lissened to the class all wet and chilling under the fan.
Then next class, Ships and their Motions. one more hour of getting chilled under the fan in wet shirt, wet jeans, wet undy and wet vest (wet kerchief, purse, cellphone and hair too :) )
i wasnt scared of getting fever or smthing, cuz im a WARRIOR!! yoo ittadakkimaassuuuu!! :D

The skies cleared up, sun showed its tiny little ass finally and i imagined "Wet and drenched trees + soft sunlight pouring onto them + 80 foot high view of the scene!!" ---- Heaven!
So i set off to the terrace of BT building with my bother in action, Kamal!!! we began making rockets and paper aircrafts while kamal entertained me with small talk :) (not the computer language goddaamnn itt! :P )
i learnt a new craft from kamal. thanks man! maybe i can use it to impress my future girlfrnd sometime (IF, IF i ever have one :(( ).....anyway it was a cool experience... if not for the apparent gay-ness of 2 guys throwing rockets and chitchatting atop a terrace, it was pretty fun :D
But, as i said, the sun was on again so it was hot. Humid outside, stinking like a boiler inside my shirt :| the wet inner clothes getting warm by the sun, but the vapors cant escape cuz i got a shirt on. Now what kinda chemical process wud be generated wen these vapors mix with my sweat and diffuse all thru my torso?? i smelt my chest. not. good.

we talked some more, we threw some more papers and paper strips which showed interesting flight paths... decided i'll make a movie based on this and huppiee hoorraayy end of AD ven Ture!!
be sure to buy the uuuuuseless stuff shown in the ads, once again! ^_^

Byee!!! *Wave

PS: oh yeah, i got back to getting chilled, this time in an Air Conditioned computer lab (from where i am typing out this log). maan i donno whats gonna happen to me! stinking, but the vapors cant come out cuz theyare frozen by the AC! :P

a good bath awaits!! Sayonara suuckkerrsss!! GAAAHHAHAHAHAH :D

PPS: damn i dont have my camera!! :(( or i cud have taken so many pics and shown u guys and girls who are reading this :(

Monday, October 20, 2008

Football!! Again!!

The quad was all wet from the high frequency drizzles happening over a few days. A big hollow had all the water, as usual, at the small goapost. There were 2 or 3 puddles at the tall goalpost end. Chu took my precious punctured blue reebok goddamn soft football and started layin with it in the corridor. Jee came and oops its G came and tried to raise the ball with his back heel.. it almost fell into the dustbin and just wen i thot oh thank god, it fell over the wall and onto ground floor. dyamma! told G to get it but obba he didnt :(
i went there to get its my little cutie goddamn punctured ball in my jeans (and as usual no shirt on my sexy abs) :P ;)
As usual, once i entered the quad, its magical force started effecting me and i was drawn like spiders are drawn to my hair towards the white n heavenly gleaming clean football lying in the swamps of Azkaban!! (Alakban, ok :D)
Just kicked it twice wen Chu the mama came and said "maaateee korraa!!! Me coming too!!"
it wasnt my intention to stay long there but still chu charm always worked on me :P so i kept keekin the ball ooohhh yeaahohohohoho
Periods and UUU came to play. good guys. freshies. nice skills. better than mine :P :(
then chu came in the most ridiculous dress: Black shorts pulled up high over his fat ass :P LOL and a white banyan (vest) tucked in to show his curvy belly :P
(well, i admire him,,,,,,,, inspite of all those curves hes got the best skills in hostel :D :P )


Then GENELIA caaaaammmee!!! ooooh. hes got lotsa yenthu too.

Eamcet, chu, uuu
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Synti, Yogesh, Periods

GET SET GOO!!!
wasnt so enthu at first cuz i had no initial intention of playin, so was gen doon stuff... chumba's team scored a quick 5 or 6 goals and had the lead. Then finally i started firing up B-)
ikuzoooo!!! run loler synti run! no skills, no sense, just run run run! :P
into the muddy water, into the innocent opponent, into the metal goalpost :P
just run run CRASH! :P

Meanwhile my jeans were wet and sand on my feet rubbing against the jeans were creating uncomfortable scratchings on mmy foot :( BUT its no probsa B-)
it was too much trouble for Poor eamcet tho.....barefoot wasnt his choice. he got scared :P
and my hair was all wet and completely straight (it never was gay anyway) . kept falling into my eyes, pricking me, making me almost blind! wen i ran i looked at my shadow, my hair all bobbing up and side :D hehheehehhee

we picked up the pace and put so many goals.... i tried out new and daring tricks (all clumsy ofcourse, but still.... :) )
always using my right outfoot for dribbling and passing, ... now its all abrazed and woppaed!
we shot up from 7.---14 to 22--18 or smting
WINNERS!!! treaaattt

came up, got ditched by chu (wont take a pic of me :(( ) and had a bath. woppiti woppiti weeeee!!!
i am hungarryyyy!!!
no breakfast, no lunch
no munch no perk!
but chocolate chip biscuits were there and pure magic vannila magically disappeared from infront of me with chu's magical eatfingers :(

Grub awaits! but where?
Sayonaaraa suckerrrrrsss!!! :P
Astala Vista windows vista! LOL :P

Sunday, October 5, 2008

FOOTBALL

today the game was very exciting, as usual
i was on full fire, more than i usually am, for some reason
guess it was cuz i was in full form! :D
i was running all the way from D to D, assisting in goals and immediately falling back to protect our sacred goalpost so that not even one ball goes in!! B-)
Its the reason why i love football....the phyiscal aggression, speed and effort all paying off in triumph!!

i scored 2 or 3 goals, chu said i finished them well, and gave maybe 4 assists :)
and i saved a lot of goals too..... desperate slides, zigzag and quick reactions to the tricks done by DPS, the cool and observing kinda tackles against chak......... and cg doest even need attention cuz if he gets the ball, u know hes gonna run on the line and kick it out :P

did my usual round of pushups, stretching and pullups, felt bodily good and was getting pepped up in my mind wid some songs wen chu comes out his room with a sly smile, draws out his hand and says "heres the prize for Man of the Match!" ..... and i see in his hand a mueslibar (apple, cinnamon, nuts..good earth O_o) and two retpocileh with blue LEDS, like the ones i bought on the beach long back. woooooww i was so touched!! moved and kicked! :P :D
happiness overwhelmed me and i kicked the bucket of cheicken KFC 300bucks enuf for 3? bullshit!! :P :D: D:D::D:D:D:

and then went to mess, had an awesome dinner with cholebautura, chicken which i had been dying for for 4 days and 3 cups of papaya + pineapple salad which tasted like icecream yippee yaay

Friday, April 25, 2008

Dream

Prologue: Yesterday evening we played football. i played with such fire, as usual, that i was very tired at the end. legs were weakened, and bcos i drank cool water immediately after playing, i got headache :(
and then we went out to eat. Lots of chicken, prawns and ICECream! :D
soo , point is, Got exhaused, Ate Well ---> nooow, Sleep Time! :D

so slept
and dreamt
like this

*i dont remember it all exactly .. it slipped away from my mind :(
so i'll make up parts that are missing from my mind :P

Story:
(at this point i slept for 15 mins in the hope that i might recollect more details. unfortunately, it didnt work. i know that the dream was long enuf to fill up 3 A4 sheets :D but i forgot most of it now :( )

A group of people (maybe frnds and family) and I were doing something, did something and got transported to another fantasy place.... looks like earth but magic allowed over there :)
There was some important mission to be done (dont rememebr) like collect Special Coins for a Ritual ......
So i was off exploring, searching. i had to cross the road and wile i was stuck at the divider, i turned back and saw a beautiful girl walking barefoot ( thats all :| ) . Then i crossed de road, climbed up the sunshade of a building and saw 2 objects lying about 10 meters away. Instinctively i raised my left hand and wanted the objects to come to me. The first object, a Green emerald like translucent crystal came to my palm! soo beautiful it was! :)
i think its the magical thingy which henceforth gave me Telekinesis powers.
i felt somebody move, just beneath the sunshade and i got wary! (thats all, again :| this is a dream so i'm just writing watever happend. dont blame me if all unconnected details and stupid stuff happens :D )

nyway, i went back to my "group" and showed them this amazing thingy. they thot it was a magnet kinda object. but no, i knew better, it was a Super Duper Fantasy Power Magic Item :)

suddenly the scene changes to me sitting on top of a concrete block, facing the back of a Soldier :O
i raise my left palm and point at the soldier. His guns and grenades come into my hand :D
i shot someone (but i dont remember who :( ) and his head disappeared!! no blood nothing, just turned into air!

well thats abt all i remember. now shud i end the story (which makes it really stupid, incomplete and pointless) ooorrr shud i make up my own continuation to this story?? hhhmmmmmm

okay, so now whenever i use my powers, my left hand glows emerald green with rays emanating from it and any object thats in front of me is instantly drawn towards me :)
(maybe i shud go stand behind a girl now ;) :P )
i joined the International Football League and challenged them that i was THE BEST Goal Keeper. obviously they thot i was mad. but wen i showed them my amazing goal saving abilities (easy for me, i just havta point my hand at the ball, it comes to me instead of going into the goal! B-) ) those guys were all surprised!
100% goal saving ability!

so now i spend my beautiful life with my beautiful green left hand playing beautiful Football, being admired by millions beautiful ppl around the world, one of whom might become my Beaaauutiful Wife ;)

HAHAHAHA,
End of Story , Hope u enjoyed it! :D